Pig Personality Profile

i never did a personality profile before and during the training, the trainer took a 5 minutes and explained to us our personality by using the pig personality profile. The first thing we need to do is to draw a pig on a A4 size paper. This is how my pig looks like hahahaha....
after we had done the drawing, here's how the pig is interperted (red represent me):

1. If the pig is drawn on the top portion of the page you are optimistic and very positive.
2. If the pig is drawn in the middle of the page you are realistic and factual.
3. If the pig is drawn toward the bottom of the page, you are pessimistic or tend to have a negative outlook.
4. If the pig is facing left, you are traditional, friendly and remember birthdays and dates.
5. If the pig is facing right, you are innovative, action-oriented, not family or date oriented.
6. If the pig is facing straight ahead, you are direct, like to play devil's advocate and don't avoid issues.
7. If the pig is very detailed, you are analytical, cautious, suspicious.
8. If the pig has little detail, you are emotional, bored by detail, naive, and a risk taker.
9. If the pig has four feet, you are secure, stubborn, and have firm beliefs.
10. If the pig has less than four feet, you are insecure or going through major changes in life.
11. The larger the pig's ears the better listener you are.
12. And last, but not least the longer the pig's tail the better your sex life.

actually, its kinda accurate i think :p hehehehe.....